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YAHIND JOKES CORNER
“Let’s laugh with JAVED”
JOKE:
Sudanese are considered one of the laziest community on earth, A Sudani went to a barber shop for a Haircut, occupied the chair:
Barber: “SHAA-AR” (hair) or “DIGGN” (shave) sadeeq?
Sudani: “SHAA-AR”
Barber: Please keep your head straight sadeeq
Sudani: La maalish Diggn!!!!! (okay just shave).
JOKE:
A person asked Sardarji: You had an appointment today why you did’nt go see the doctor?
Sardarji replied: AAJ TABIYAT THEEK NAHIN HAI YAAR , KAL JAOONGA…………..!!!!!!!!!
JOKE:
A Pathan with his beautiful wife engaged an autorickshaw, as both got seated he noticed the driver adjusting the mirror so that he can view the face of the lady, incidentally the Pathan saw him doing so, got furious and said:
“YEH DRIVER KA BACHHA, TUM KHANA KHARAB HUMKO ULLOO (OWL) SAMAJHTA HAI
TUM NEECHEY UTRO PEECHEY BHAITO, AUTO HUM CHALAYEGA…………………….!!!!!!!!!!.
JOKE:
A Sardarji was creating a hell lot of trouble on the street, Uski toh main aisi ki taisi kardoonga,
Yeh kardoonga, woh kardoonga, one passer-by approached him and asked “KYA BAAT HAI
SARDARJI BOHOT PEELY HAI KYA? Sardarji boley: NAHIN YAAR ABHI TOH LENEY GAYA HAI.
JOKE:
A man went to a Hospital for a minor Check-up, as he entered he saw a signboard SR. 100/- POORA ELAJ (full treatment)
He walked further saw another board written SR. 50/- AADHA ELAJ (half treatment) he got inspired and moved further to
See another board written SR. 25/- PAU ELAJ (quarter treatment) greatly tempted he moved on and was astonished to see
Something unbelievable a big board with flashing lights read : FREE TREATMENT. He stood for a while and obviously decided to go for free, he opened the door and found himself on the street…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Everyone of us agree that Laughter is the best Medicine, here are some funny examples of Billboards displayed in the city of Riyadh:
1. At a food provision store in Batha: “AL RIYADH FOODS TUFF STORE”
2. At a Petrol Station in Hara: “WASH CAR HERE”
3. At an Aqari Office in Hara: “SAUDI RIAL ESTATE OFFICE”
4. At a Call Cabin in Shemaisi “HALO INDAK KHABAR LIL MUKALAMAT AL HATIFIA”
5. At a Butcher’s shop in Manfuha “AL SHABAB MEET SHOP”
6. At a Car Rental showroom “AL AMIN RENT ACAR”
7. At a video library in Shifa “ SILLING,RENTING,BYING CASSIT”
Over all these, once an advertisement appeared in Deccan Chronicle “WANTED YOUNG BOYS TO DELIVER EGGS!!!
Contact - Javed Ali
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